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And A Little Child Shall Lead Them
by Raymond William Stedman
Daytime cliffhanging began April 6, 1931, on the Blue Network of
NBC. By coincidence -- as it was with
the pioneer movie serials -- the afternoon radio genre had as its
first principal character a female, and an
underage one at that. Well, not much underage, for she had made her
debut in Harold Grey's comic strip
in 1924, and she then looked to be nine or ten years old. When she
reached the airwaves seven years later,
Little Orphan Annie seemed not a day older. It must have been
disconcerting to Jack Armstrong, Tom Mix,
Don Winslow, and the gang that a little child had led them, but
that's the way it was. As a matter of fact,
she didn't have a single late afternoon competitor for more than a year-- and when he
arrived, he too was a child -- Bobby
Benson.
Unlike most of the evening thrillers of the time, the juvenile
dramas like Annies were continued stories,
divided into fifteen-minute time segments stretching from Monday
through Friday. (For a few years they
ran into Saturdays, too.) These daytime thrillers were not episodic
serials in the mode of nighttime
adventures but were open-ended, having suspenseful closings for each
daily installment. Only when an
adventure that had occupied the regular characters for weeks or
months was at last wrapped up might an
individual program end on a note of resolution. More often, however,
a new mystery was introduced
during the same episode in which the old one concluded. This
revolving-plot technique was, of course,
designed to draw the juvenile listeners to the next installment.
Womens serials also employed the device,
but soap-opera writers used many more episodes to sneak in the new
plot and rarely ended one on the
high note of suspense that marked the serials for children.
There is a possibility of confusion on the part of some who recall
the
Little Orphan Annie series, because it was really two, or perhaps
three,
different programs. First of all, because of the imperfections in
network connections in 1931, it was necessary to maintain two
complete casts for the dramas, one in Chicago and one in San
Francisco. Thus, until 1933, when the network lines were complete
and
available, listeners in the East and the Middle West heard the
Shirley
Bell (pictured at left) company enacting the dramas, while those on the Pacific Coast
heard a company with Floy Hughes in the title role. The scripts,
fortunately, were identical, so the distinction amounted to having
the
same things happen to different-sounding people on the same days.
This variation in aural images in the days before the Chicago cast
took
over coast to coast may or may not have affected the way the early
Orphan Annie program is remembered by those of different areas.
The real dichotomy in Annie's radio existence, however, was
chronological, not geographical. She had, if I may give them names,
her
Ovaltine period and her Puffed Wheat Sparkies period. The former
was the longer (1931-40) and the more distinguished. Moreover, it
was only in the earlier Ovaltine years
that her listeners heard both words and melody of the Orphan Annie
song, which began:
Who's that little chatterbox,
The one with pretty auburn locks ...
Many of the later Orphan Annie fans had no idea that there were
lyrics to go with the tune that was
played on the organ at the beginning and end of each episode. No
doubt they would have choked had
they been confronted by the interjectional:
" Arf! " says Sandy.
The adventures themselves initially corresponded to the kinds of
things that went on in the Annie comic
strip -- and thus beggar description. Not that they were excessively
exotic; in the earlier days they took
place mostly in Tompkins Corners or Sunfield and were sprinkled with
some American Gothic characters,
including Mr. and Mrs. Silo and Annie's little pal Joe Corntassel.
But there were those other people,
notably Oliver Warbucks, the war profiteer's war profiteer, the
capitalist's capitalist, who never had to
take the law into his own hands because he had a law of his own.
Violators faced dispatch at the hands of
the giant Punjab or, worse yet, the silent Asp, Warbuck's favorite
executioner. Although Daddy Warbucks
was not always around to help Annie, at those times when he was,
villains could expect quick liquidation
without the fuss of arrest and trial.
When Annie and Joe were on their own, the radio adventures were not so much bizarre as improbable, primarily because the two youngsters did things that real kids could only dream of doing. (For example, explore the logical
aspects of, "Follow that cab!" when placed in the mouth
of a ten-year-old.) Because the adventures represented wonderful wish fulfillment for a child just as Warbucks represented the child's
concept of the all-powerful adult -- Little Orphan Annie caught on quickly with younger children and remained their thriller when others came along.
Announcer Pierre André, not incidentally, has to be considered an important factor in the show's appeal to that age group; he had the youngsters hanging upon every word, whether it was about the day's adventure or the Wander Company's nourishing Ovaltine (whose premium offers are part of another story). Wander should have erected a monument to
André (and to Blackett-Sample-Hummert, the advertising agency which packaged the show) atop one of the Swiss mountains whence the idea for
Ovaltine supposedly came.
 For a larger view of the code book, click here.
Sometime around the beginning of World War II the makers of Orphan Annie's very own drink decided that they had milked her series for all it was worth and dropped it for Captain Midnight. Annie staggered along on the energy she had stored while drinking Ovaltine, but her producers, faced with the choice of canceling the program or selling Annie's soul, chose the sellout. Deserting Joe Corntassel, Annie became the camp follower of Captain Sparks, an aviator who took the first part of his name from the figure he was imitating, Captain Midnight, and the second part from the sponsor's product, Puffed Wheat Sparkies. Such a hero had no chance of success, and poor Annie had no place at a combat pilot's elbow. Some razzle-dazzle with secret codes and an unusual giveaway of an Orphan Annie Cockpit stirred interest for a while, but the revised series was left behind by shows which could do the sky-spy job better. Even the cereal couldnt make it and went back to being plain old Puffed Wheat. By then, Annies song was only a distant echo:
Always wears a sunny smile,
Now wouldnt it be worth your while
If you could be
Like little Orphan Annie?

Little Orphan Annie
Principal Players
Annie / Shirley Bell, Floy Hughes, Janice Gilbert
Daddy Warbucks / Henry Saxe, Stanley Andrews, Boris
Aplon
Joe Corntassel / Allan Baruck
Mr. Silo / Jerry OMera
Mrs. Silo / Henrietta Tedro
Aha, the cook / Olan Soule
Sandy * / Brad Barker
*(also occasionally performed by the announcer or
another actor)
Announcer / Pierre André
Adapted from The Serials: Suspense and Drama by Installment, © 1971, 1977 by Raymond William Stedman
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